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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 41
Whale Dance by Jessica Jemima
You are growing old,
And your mind is aging too.
Your eyes are nearly closed,
And your moves are slowing, slowing...
But I still see the beauty
every time you show your dance,
For the ocean,
vast and blue.
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Leopard by Herbert Nehrlich
In the jungle the lion is king.
To placate him the birds all do sing.
But watch out for the leopard
and his guardian, the shepherd.
They do form a familiar ring.
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Suffer The Jitters by Herbert Nehrlich
In the village there lived a strange hound,
he would always just wander around.
When he sniffed other critters
he would suffer the jitters
and you soon found him underground.
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Dim-Witted Jerk by Herbert Nehrlich
A poet named Andrew K.
who had recently been away
came and posted new work
when that dim-witted jerk
had his usual incongruous way.
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