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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 248
Old Man of Madras by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Madras,
Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;
But the length of its ears,
So promoted his fears,
That it killed that Old Man of Madras.
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Barn-Cocks by Thomas Hardy
What of the faith and fire within us
Men who march away
Ere the barn-cocks say
Night is growing gray,
To hazards whence no tears can win us;
What of the faith and fire within us
Men who march away!
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Time by Herbert Nehrlich
There is little of time we receive
and it never will grant a reprieve.
If you take some, as such
now and then (but not much) ,
you will never have time up your sleeve.
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A Limerick for Erin by Charles Audette
There once was a girl named Erin
At whom all the guys would be starin'
She was lean and lithe,
But bad poems she despised.
So I'm fearin' about how I'm farin'
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