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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 169
New World Order by Ray Lucero
Fed plans Tri-federation with Canada ‘n Mexico
Open borders, common currency, free trade
Then “New World Order” strikes a death blow
While rest of world stands shocked, dismayed
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Fun Again by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was Washington Porker,
where the climate is often a corker.
When he grilled his pork chops
someone called for the cops,
seems that chops would offend a New Yorker.
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Hard Without Success by Mary Wismer
I try to be a barn, the muses were believed and inspire
I try to hard without success,
you already know, I guess.
Anyhow, it doesn’t matter
Usually I do not write
Things like this, I never tried,
for the first time I don’t know
what these lines should say or show.
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Sculptor named Phideous by Natalie Moffitt
There once was a sculptor named Phideous
Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous
He carved Aphrodite
Without even a nightie
Which shocked all the fussy fastidious
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