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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 109
Dam Limerick by Joe Pamanian
A young engineer who built dams
Used to wake in the night with strange qualms.
'Will the dam water slop
Right across the dam top
'cause I've made a dam sluicegate that jams?'
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Adventurous maiden called Rhona by Joe Pamanian
An adventurous maiden called Rhona
Used to run with the bulls in Pamplona.
Friends would give her a shout
When the bulls were let out
Or just reach for their mobiles and 'phona.
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Swam In The Strait by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a husky named Rover
who had moved from Alaska to Dover.
When he swam in the Strait
he was taken as bait.
When the sharks wiped their lips it was over.
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Brownbagger by Herbert Nehrlich
He was known as the local Brownbagger,
in his belt he had hidden a dagger.
As an industry rep
bribing was a small step
and the common folks surely would stagger.
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