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Poetry Flows by Herbert Nehrlich
Liquid tears without salt we become,
in a storm where the mind must go numb.
As the poetry flows
as it fills you with prose,
we hold hands with each other and hum
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No Special Occasion by Herbert Nehrlich
The sun will move toward the West',
he croaked while scratching his green chest.
It did and shade soon changed the hue
from green toward an ocean blue.
'I say, you are the Limerick Earl,
and do you know the Ori girl?
She's written some fantastic stuff
but hasn't been praised quite enough.'
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Man called Reg by Matt Barton
There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
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Doodle More Than It Orcester by Joe Pamanian
There was a young fellow of Worcester
Who was woken each day by a rorcester.
He remarked 'It is vain
If I try to complain
But it does doodle more than it orcester.'
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