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A selection of random funny
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The Paul Tubb by Herbert Nehrlich
A man by the name of Paul Tubb
was so fond of the rubb-a-dub-dubb
that he soaked with his maid
in the tub and got laid
his old man had gone down in a sub.
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Sylvia Plath by Balloons
Since Christmas they have lived with us,
Guileless and clear,
Oval soul-animals,
Taking up half the space,
Moving and rubbing on the silk
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Irreconcilable Differences by Albert Van Hoogmoed
We're hearing that Eleanor White
is leaving her poor husband, Dwight.
She loves him, for sure,
but just can't endure
the gases that pass in the night!
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Barstool Limerick by Masha Danevasha
Choking down a glass of sambuca
While eyeing a bottle of Bookers
Shocking eavesdropping nerd
Who has just overheard
That sometimes I enjoy a tall hooka
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