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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 2
Bad Gothic Poetry (making fun) by Jim Mortiory
Dana was a rock and roller,
She was most definitely bi-polar,
She turned her first trick,
Then wrote this Limerick,
And her mommy could not control her.
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New Marie Stopes by Joe Pamanian
There was a young girl who had hopes
Of becoming the new Marie Stopes.
When her boyfriend suggested
Techniques to be tested
She exclaimed 'It's fun learning the ropes!'
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In Time Of by Thomas Hardy
Only a man harrowing clods
In a slow silent walk
With an old horse that stumbles and nods
Half asleep as they stalk.
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Old Person of Hurst by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
When they said, 'You'll grw fatter,'
He answered, 'What matter?'
That globular Person of Hurst.
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