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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 135
Mr. Edward Lear Meets the Australian Poets by Michael Shepherd
There was a young laddie named Pefecation
Who passed hugely and frequently, defecation;
But the social disdain
And the blockage of drain
Made poor Pitt dig a pit for his defecation.
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Life Is Maths by Siddhant Awasthi
Maths is Life
friends to be added,
enemies to be subtracted,
sorrows to be divided,
happiness to be multiplied
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Force Them At All by Herbert Nehrlich
As you see you have had your first lesson.
Look at poems as delicatessen.
If you force them at all
your own star soon will fall;
You shall meet my dear friends Smith and Wesson.
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Old Man of Kilkenny by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.
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