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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 163
Einstein's Revelation by Endaphia
Einstein woke up with a blink,
said 'Eureka, I've got it!, I think.
If it's more perspiration
and less inspiration
no wonder my limericks stink.'
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Cracked Up by Kris A. Kelley
A woman whose name was McMackey,
Had a build that was notably stackey,
'Til two boards in her mattress,
Gave way to her buttress,
And she's now a hunchbackey, by crackey.
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Butcher Named Sam by Theodora Onken
There once was this butcher named Sam
Who had a real craving for ham
When out on the farm
He'd do the pigs harm
When home he'd create his own Spam!
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When An Image Occurred by Herbert Nehrlich
A female and young cockatiel
had just finished her evening meal.
When an image occurred
of a masculine bird
who had feathers and sexual appeal.
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