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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 65
Young man of Belize by Joe Pamanian
There was a young man of Belize
Who entered a bank shouting 'Freeze!'
The joke was ill-starred
For a slow-witted guard
Failed to spot it was only a tease.
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Apple Cider by Shadigo Claws
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside.
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My Lips And My Face by Herbert Nehrlich
My darling, I have a request.
Would you mind if I held you and pressed
both my lips and my face
to your secretive place
while my hands are at rest on your breasts?
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Metaphors by Sylvia Plath
I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils.
O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers!
This loaf's big with its yeasty rising.
Money's new-minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples,
Boarded the train there's no getting off.
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