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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 3
Among the Narcissi by Sylvia Plath
There is a dignity to this; there is a formality-
The flowers vivid as bandages, and the man mending.
They bow and stand : they suffer such attacks!
And the octogenarian loves the little flocks.
He is quite blue; the terrible wind tries his breathing.
The narcissi look up like children, quickly and whitely
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The Rhyming Flu by Warren Chan
The rhyming flu has left me…
I can feel it leaving my mind…
Ahhh… I am so relieved…
The clock says it’s now sleepy time..
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Young Cannibal Ned by Gillian Nash
There was a young cannibal Ned,
Who used to eat onions in bed;
His mother said, 'Sonny,
It's not very funny,
Why don't you eat people instead ?'
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Homily by Jessica Bakunas
I'm feeling inspired to write something new
something so wonderous it takes me so few
to venture off into the land of beautiful discourse
only to be found again by the silence known as golden
To me this makes perfect sense
but to you maybe not rightfully so
simply because this limerick isn't about you
it really is not about me
but 'tis truly about homily
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