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A selection of random funny
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Reverend Henry Ward Beecher by Oliver Wendell Holmes
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called the hen a most elegant creature.
The hen pleased with that
Laid an egg in his hat -
And thus did the hen reward Beecher !
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Young Puppy Called Howard by A. A. Milne
There was a young puppy called Howard
Who at fighting was rather a coward;
He never quite ran
When the fighting began,
But he started at once, to bow-wow hard.
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Seamus by Gershon Hepner
There once was an Ulsterman, Seamus,
from the North, like the prophet called Amos.
Though neither are British,
their scandals are skittish,
and, though not from Limerick, famous.
Four-fifths of the verse that in Britain
is published by Seamus was written.
Of all that is Irish
I’m somewhat admirish,
but by Seamus I’m totally smitten.
In Hebrew the name of this Seamus
means “names, ” and the word is spelt sheymus
when written in Yiddish
we Jews, when we’re iddish,
revert to, so goyim won’t shame us.
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Poetry! ! Poetry! ! Poetry! ! by Jonathan Goldman
Why do we write all these Verses?
We must have better things to do,
But whatever we try,
And I don’t know why,
We write Poem upon Poem for you.
It’s funny how my style has changed,
It’s a Limerick today I’ve composed,
It wasn’t meant to be,
But it is ~ you can see,
Just Poetry! ! Poetry! ! Poetry! !
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