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Tongue Twisters I – Uncanny Reply by Jonathan Robin
Her granny, a Canada dancer,
In answer said, “fancy to chance a
can-can grand finale
with dandy kali from Bali,
handy fanny expansive – you can, sir! ”
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Old Man of Moldavia by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Moldavia,
Who had the most curious behaviour;
For while he was able,
He slept on a table.
That funny Old Man of Moldavia.
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Old engineer of Geneva by Joe Pamanian
An old engineer of Geneva
Used to claim he'd invented the leva.
He would frequently swear
He'd some patents somewhere
Till he sadly passed on with brain feva.
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I Left Apart by Taher Shemaly
Over that fresh green grass
A sweet face did say to me with hush
O me handsome lad, will ye go apart
From the dear green land of Ireland
Though I promised not to
But fortune decided to
For me to break the vow
And from the dear ol' isle I did part
And on that ship I went over
For fortune to dig with me shovel
Leaving all that sweet green
And dreaming of money's stream
Behind the ocean so wide
Putting a shamrock by me side
To somewhere I don't have to hide
And the ship from the dear isle did part
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