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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 143
Were Losing Their Stuffing by Herbert Nehrlich
Two bacilli, one blue and one green
were complaining that humans were mean,
they were losing their stuffing
and were huffing and puffing,
it was hexameth-tetramine.
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Seven Ages by Gershon Hepner
First there is pewking with mewling,
The scolding you get with your schooling.
Then fucks and then fights,
And judging men’s rights,
Then schlepping around and then drooling.
First mewling to nurses, and pewkish,
then walking to school, not yet bookish.
Then lover who’s lying
And soldier near-dying
And shrinking till goobledygookish.
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A Very English Earthquake by Richard Miles
It was a very English earthquake that we had the other day,
Which the newspapers reported, in a very English way,
As the china teacups rattled in each corner cabinet
And sepia-tinted photographs of grannies were upset.
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Hell by Jim Milks
Today I spent in Hell
Imprisoned in a cold dark cell
I knew I had nothing to dread
About what may lie ahead?
For all my friends were here as well
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