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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 228
Rookie by Jim Tebow
I thought that metre was what made a poem go
With rhythm and rhyme to decorate for show
But all of that stuff need not be heeded
All expressions are equally needed
This I now know because Aisha told me so.
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Dinosaur Named Fred by Rebecca Read
There once was a dinosaur named Fred
Who liked to eat nothing but bread.
But it had not been invented
So he grew thin and dented
And soon he was lying there dead.
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It’s Silly by Markelov Vladimir
It’s a silliness to eat soup by sticks,
Dig by spoon the potatoes chips,
Drink tequila through straw,
Break an opened door.
But it’s wise to you stretch smiling lips.
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Rocky by Ency Bearis
There was a couple named Dolostone and Aventurine
Lived in the Kingdom of Rocky Mountain
They have a daughter named Peeble
and a son named Marble
So rich as their house made of Gold and Zircon Tourmaline
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