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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 162
Mars by Lucy Blades
As physicists stare at the stars,
I'm sure there is life on Mars.
The little green men
Gave the game away when
They exported their chocolate bars
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Carroll Carol by Jonathan Robin
“Never fear, ” carolled Carroll to Lear
and a nymph upon whom he would leer,
“all comes clear, Alice, dear,
in a limerick here, -
as son’s lusty lute’s dodgy and queer.”
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Seamus by Gershon Hepner
There once was an Ulsterman, Seamus,
from the North, like the prophet called Amos.
Though neither are British,
their scandals are skittish,
and, though not from Limerick, famous.
Four-fifths of the verse that in Britain
is published by Seamus was written.
Of all that is Irish
I’m somewhat admirish,
but by Seamus I’m totally smitten.
In Hebrew the name of this Seamus
means “names, ” and the word is spelt sheymus
when written in Yiddish
we Jews, when we’re iddish,
revert to, so goyim won’t shame us.
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Fiddler by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a groucho named Hitler,
he imagined himself as a fiddler.
He climbed up to the roof
and the world then went poof.
And I dedicate this to Bett Middler.`
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