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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 43
Shocking by Shadigo Claws
There was a young lady of Wilts,
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it was shocking
To show so much stocking,
She answered, 'Then what about kilts? '
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Poop in Your Knickers by Herbert Nehrlich
As all cowards and backstabbers do
you will only feel safe in a crew
at the end of your bickers
you will poop in your knickers
like orang-outangs down at the Zoo.
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My Boy by Steve Latham
Little boys are often a bunch of trouble
They fight and bite and play in rubble
They're cute and fun
And they like to run
And as they grow, the trouble will double!
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I Hate the World by Jessica Jemima
I hate the world I hate everything in it
I wish I was never born
If I have to stay here one more minute...
To die or to live - I'm torn.
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