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limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 60
Blue Pill by Jim Mortiory
I couldn't get it growin’,
My blood was hardly flowin’,
So I popped a blue pill,
And I could feel it fill! ,
But she said she had to be goin’.
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Old man of the isles by Natalie Moffitt
The was an old man of the isles
Who suffered severely from pisles
He couldn’t sit down
Without a deep frown
So he had to row standing for misles
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Gonorrhea by Herbert Nehrlich
When a girl named Annamaria
saw a doc about her diarrhea
'If it hurts when you piss
then I know what it is,
it's the clap, also called gonorrhea.'
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Silence is Golden by Albert Van Hoogmoed
I once knew a man, Mr. Keller.
He wasn't a very smart feller.
His wife would say, 'Dear,
how big is my rear?,'
and he wouldn't lie, he'd just tell 'er!
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