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Homily by Jessica Bakunas
I'm feeling inspired to write something new
something so wonderous it takes me so few
to venture off into the land of beautiful discourse
only to be found again by the silence known as golden
To me this makes perfect sense
but to you maybe not rightfully so
simply because this limerick isn't about you
it really is not about me
but 'tis truly about homily
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Feel No Pain by Josh Brabender
There once was a boy from Colerain
he shot heroin into his vein
but now he's all done
that needle like a gun,
now the boy he will feel no pain
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Grabbed By The Nose by Herbert Nehrlich
A Jack Russell was heard in the dark.
He would bark on the beach at a shark.
When he ventured too close
he was grabbed by the nose
in the end there was just one more bark.
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Thunder Bay Limerick by Kenny Microsoft
A boy from Thunder Bay
Who liked to play in the hay
His name is Mishing
He liked to go fishing
And sat on a rock all day
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