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Not a Formal Limerick by Nimal Dunuhinga
Accidentally on the run with a desperate queen
We visited a ruined shrine
Where a Goddess of forbidden love
Who lives there in a knee deep pond?
After the knelt; it's like a death knell
We heard and she whispered a rhapsody.
'The heroine must stay outside tonight
It's an order by the caretaker.
The hero should stay inside and it's a must.
Sorry my dear prince
Those are not roses a comfortable bed of venomous snakes'.
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Tongue Twisters I - A Canner by Jonathan Robin
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
‘A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he? ’
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Noah' Limerick by The Dorset Viking
There was a young man called Noah
Who said to his wife he would show her
He built a great ark
Out of hickory bark
And they sailed in the ark to Goa.
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Old Man with a nose by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly wrong!'
That remarkable Man with a nose.
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