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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 200
Friendship by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a leader named Howard
who had all the fine traits of a coward.
On the word from the Yanks
he had ordered his tanks.
And his friendship has thus never soured.
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Reveal Now My Thirst by Herbert Nehrlich
Like the surf in a real life ocean
there is always the air of devotion.
I reveal now my thirst
that I want to be first
on the road paved with self-promotion.
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No Oil by Herbert Nehrlich
As the Yanks conquer foreign soil
all the tension rise up to a boil.
Let democracy reign
in Andorra and Spain,
and the Arabs can drink all their oil.
We are now on the brink, mark my words,
to fly airplanes and cars just like birds.
An old Kraut has unveiled
that the oilmen have failed,
we can run all our engines on turds.
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Donkey Was Crying by Herbert Nehrlich
A donkey, who jealous of horses
was dreaming of heavenly forces.
But the Gods were not buying
though the donkey was crying,
he was left with his donkey resources.
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