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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 242
No Special Occasion by Herbert Nehrlich
The sun will move toward the West',
he croaked while scratching his green chest.
It did and shade soon changed the hue
from green toward an ocean blue.
'I say, you are the Limerick Earl,
and do you know the Ori girl?
She's written some fantastic stuff
but hasn't been praised quite enough.'
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Almighty Dollar by Ray Lucero
They watched “Almighty Dollar” depreciate
After Gold/Silver Standard went up in vapor
A once great Nation became second-rate
After greedy few traded paper for paper
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Ivy Schex by Horse Limerick I
I was riding my horse one day
When he suddenly stopped in the Way
Along came a car
My horse went far
Really far, far away
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Morning Routine by Jim Milks
Everyday the young store clerk
Would show up to work with a smirk
Each morning his girlfriend would have her body on display
with that body he would play
Until her husband found out and went berserk.
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