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poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 246
Risqué by Herbert Nehrlich
I see myself in the Jacuzzi
but not with your average floozie.
As I like some pizzaz
I may yet ask Mahnaz
they say beggars are usually choosy.
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A Farmer Named Bob by Ayana Bunting
There once was a farmer named Bob
Who liked to eat corn on the cob
So at breakfast and lunch
He'd just sit there and munch
And never get back to his job
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Quite Dead by Herbert Nehrlich
There was a young butcher in Fife
who was stuck with a disloyal wife.
While he cut up the meat
she would go off and cheat,
there was truly no pleasure in life.
So, one day he had caught her in bed
with the preacher who'd said 'I thee wed',
since he couldn't convince them
he chopped up and then minced them.
And the two have since then been quite dead.
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A Limerick to Esther LeClerc on Her Birthday by Charles Audette
This the day after St Paddy's Day
and I've a few words to say - if I may?
to a person new-old
with a heart of pure gold
so to Esther a Happy Birthday!
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