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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 216
Run out of Cash by Ency Bearis
I traveled to Las Vegas
Consumed a lot of gas
Enjoyed and had fun
Until I run out of fund
Ended up broke and run out of cash.
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Astronaut by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a grumpy old Kraut,
he was blond and blue-eyed and quite stout.
And he proved a quick learner
and his first name was Wernher
he was almost an astronaut.
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Short Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
On the raft there was Huckleberry
on that day he was udderly merry.
As a bit of a pig
he was fond of the big
momma mias of Lady Sherrie.
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Exchange Student by Tad Lawson
A Texas Tech grad who's a Saudi,
Though he graduates summa cum laude,
Has forgotten his roots
He wears cowboy boots
And instead of 'Salaam', he says, 'Howdy!'
And his faith has begun to erode,
Till his imam will often explode,
As the lad kneels to pray
Facing ANY which way,
'REMEMBER THE ALLAH MODE! '
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