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The Politician From Connecticut by David Zvekic
There once was a quaint politician,
Who's values said much 'bout perdition,
In his proud southern drawl,
(Albeit from Connecticut - y'all) :
'Tax 'relief' for the rich 'cross the nation! '
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The Rainy Night by Jim Milks
Driving home on a rainy night
sitting alone my passions ignite
driving with one thought in mind
I turn down a street that is less then refined
where I find a hooker that is most polite
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Bye Bye Birdie by Connie Webb
There once was a bird on a wire
Singing a tune with all hearts desire
Mr. Cat came along
Good-bye sweet little song
He's washing his face by the fire.
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Taffy Kathy by Loyd C. Taylor
There once was a lady named Kathy,
Who loved eating sweet sticky taffy.
Yes, she loved it so much,
That she used all her bucks,
To buy her own taffy factory.
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