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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 33
Old Man with a Beard by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
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Drank A Little Bit by Mathew Lewis
There once was a boy who liked a girl,
But things didn’t work out so well,
So he drank a little bit,
Because life is shit,
And now he’s in emotional hell
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Can Crime Pay? by Jonathan Robin
When comptroller would syphon a dollar,
one may hear loud and clear victims holler!
Red-faced and red handed
the bait is soon landed, -
can crime pay in our heyday white collar?
There’s hot water, not flight, facts discovered,
Where the spotlight’s bright glare acts uncovered,
guilt is tried, bail denied,
for a wide span inside, -
but its rash to think all cash recovered.
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Rising From The Depths by Gershon Hepner
Seeing tragic and dramatic ends
of other people’s lives reminds survivors
that they may rise from depths like deep-sea divers
and live, though they may suffer from the bends.
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