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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 13
Between Us Now by Thomas Hardy
Face unto face, then, say,
Eyes mine own meeting,
Is your heart far away,
Or with mine beating?
When false things are brought low,
And swift things have grown slow,
Feigning like froth shall go,
Faith be for aye.
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Margarita also Loves Patrick by Ency Bearis
Patricks girlfriend is Margarita.
He loves deep in his heart Margarita.
But one day they break each other.
He went to a bar to forget her.
He got drunk too much that night with margarita
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Large Meal Of Brown Beans by Herbert Nehrlich
When his patient came down with trichines
he imbibed a large meal of brown beans.
During late hour shopping
when the worms kept on dropping
he did crush them to smithereens.
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Spring Break by Michael G. Hartley
Emma can't wait for her vacation,
so she can travel the nation.
She'll go to the parks,
and stay out 'till dark.
And ride coasters for the sensation.
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