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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 85
Behold A Pale Horse by Ray Lucero
Mounted a war horse, as did his evil band
With sabers drawn, rode toward the East
Left trail of blood ‘n bodies on desert sand
Behold a pale horse ridden by “The Beast”
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Education by Allen Steble
A young boy ran to school one sunny day
to learn to live a more relaxing way
he read his books from front to back
till skills in life he did not lack
now freedom he lives and there he will stay
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Sara- a Limerick by Spidey Ortiz
A sweet girl I met on a weekend,
Has many poems she's penned,
We think much the same,
you ask me her name?
Sara, who I now call 'my friend'.
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By Candlelight by Sylvia Plath
Hefting his white pillar with the light
That keeps the sky at bay,
The sack of black! It is everywhere, tight, tight!
He is yours, the little brassy Atlas --
Poor heirloom, all you have,
At his heels a pile of five brass cannonballs,
No child, no wife.
Five balls! Five bright brass balls!
To juggle with, my love, when the sky falls.
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