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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 39
Sponge Cake by Joseph Enright
Mary had a little lamb
A lobster and some prunes,
A glass of wine, apiece of pie
A plate of mushrooms
She gobbled down a sponge cake
And what else we dont know
but when they carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow
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Mr. Edward Lear Meets the Australian Poets by Michael Shepherd
There was a young laddie named Pefecation
Who passed hugely and frequently, defecation;
But the social disdain
And the blockage of drain
Made poor Pitt dig a pit for his defecation.
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Breathing Power by Herbert Nehrlich
They went back to the Grizzlybear Tower
all restored in their breathing power
but the shower was small
so they couldn't fit all
out they went to each pick her a flower.
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Piste Off by Joe Pamanian
A sickly ski artist said 'Boff!
I can't ski with this terrible cough.
I had frightful catarrh
On the funicular
And even en piste I'm piste off.'
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