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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 137
From Victor Hugo by Thomas Hardy
Child, were I king, I'd yield my royal rule,
My chariot, sceptre, vassal-service due,
My crown, my porphyry-basined waters cool,
My fleets, whereto the sea is but a pool,
For a glance from you!
Love, were I God, the earth and its heaving airs,
Angels, the demons abject under me,
Vast chaos with its teeming womby lairs,
Time, space, all would I give--aye, upper spheres,
For a kiss from thee!
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Tongue Twisters I – Uncanny Reply by Jonathan Robin
Her granny, a Canada dancer,
In answer said, “fancy to chance a
can-can grand finale
with dandy kali from Bali,
handy fanny expansive – you can, sir! ”
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Old Man of Marseilles by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Marseilles,
Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils;
They caught several Fish,
Which they put in a dish,
And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles.
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Only The Best For You, Gina! by Herbert Nehrlich
Lovely Gina ate cake with some icing
I was there, just to help with the slicing.
Took my eyes off the cake
which was one big mistake.
Well I found lovely Gina enticing.
Full of cake lovely Gina got up
filled with Burgundy one coffee cup.
Then we washed down the cake
and went down to the lake
where I called her my burgundy pup.
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