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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 7
Limerick Seed by Dwarvenkind
I planted a limerick seed,
And up popped a hideous weed.
Of a sickly green tone,
Guess we reap what we've sown.
See my first line doth suck, yes indeed.
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Bouncing And Clanging by Herbert Nehrlich
There are women, genetically tough,
fully able to fight and play rough.
Though they may play with dolls
they are fitted with balls,
be advised that they do strut their stuff.
So the one who had jumped from that height
gave the onlooking folks quite a fright.
When the balls started banging
and bouncing and clanging
they felt sorry for her in her plight.
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A Limerick for Erin by Charles Audette
There once was a girl named Erin
At whom all the guys would be starin'
She was lean and lithe,
But bad poems she despised.
So I'm fearin' about how I'm farin'
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Seven Ages by Gershon Hepner
First there is pewking with mewling,
The scolding you get with your schooling.
Then fucks and then fights,
And judging men’s rights,
Then schlepping around and then drooling.
First mewling to nurses, and pewkish,
then walking to school, not yet bookish.
Then lover who’s lying
And soldier near-dying
And shrinking till goobledygookish.
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