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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 14
Debutantes by Eve Clements
'Nowadays debs are not quite the same'
Sniffed an elder society dame.
With pierced noses and lips
And tattoos on their hips
Have the gels of today got no shame?
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God-Forgotten by Thomas Hardy
I towered far, and lo! I stood within
The presence of the Lord Most High,
Sent thither by the sons of earth, to win
Some answer to their cry.
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Old Man of Beirut by Jonathan Friar
There was an old man of Beirut
Before going to bed
He would stand on his head,
And play 'Old King Cole' on the flute.
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Walking Wounded by Ray Lucero
Minds and hearts do get broken
*Walking Wounded everywhere
Lost in sewer...subway tokens
Of God within, they’re unaware
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