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Aphrodite's Ass by Tom Turner
There once was a goddess, Aphrodite,
who dwelt in the halls of the mighty.
Though accused of being salacious,
She actually was quite gracious.
She flirted with gods almighty,
Got the repute of being flighty.
Because her buttocks were conspicuous,
She said with words acidiferous,
'About my great rear,
Without sounding austere,
Just say that I'm callipygous.'
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Tolerating Siblings by Shadigo Claws
I have a young brother named Nolan
Who’s annoying, and a pain in the... colon.
But as he’s only my second
Sib, I’ll tolerate his heck and
His silliness till I go to college.
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Plane Made A Sound by Josh Brabender
The plane headed straight for Palm Beach.
it seemed that we never would reach.
the plane made a sound
and dived down to the ground.
now everyone’s bruised as a peach.
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Run out of Cash by Ency Bearis
I traveled to Las Vegas
Consumed a lot of gas
Enjoyed and had fun
Until I run out of fund
Ended up broke and run out of cash.
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