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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 64
An UnHappy Limerick by Jessica Jemima
Today - it was filled with sorrow
But that's why I'm glad for tomorrow
I'll end the fight
And make it all right
Because time is not something we borrow
I don't know why it went wrong
But we're OK now - we're moving along
But if I was betrayed
Would I have stayed?
And suffered this torment lifelong?
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New World Order by Ray Lucero
Fed plans Tri-federation with Canada ‘n Mexico
Open borders, common currency, free trade
Then “New World Order” strikes a death blow
While rest of world stands shocked, dismayed
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Penguin Limerick by Scot Warren
A penguin once wanted to fly
So that he could swim in the sky.
But try all he might
He couldn’t gain flight,
So instead he started to cry.
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Johnny Learn Chinese by Ency Bearis
Johnny so proud that he learn to speak Chinese,
Gathered his friends and speak the new acquired knowledge,
infront of them he recited; - wonton, moogai pan,
and he continued; - chow mein, lo mein and chow fun,
Excited and said he learn this with restaurant owner who is chinese.
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