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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 49
Velveeta by Ted Sheridan
I went site shopping today for some poems to suit my fancy
Aisle one was filled with poems about love or on love
Top bottom missionary style poems with little sex
Or too much sex albeit highly unlikely enough to satisfy
My itch....scratching.
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Soul’s Put To Rest by Josh Brabender
There once was a man from the west.
he always believed he was blessed.
but that truck won't agree,
‘Cause it killed him you see.
And now his poor soul’s put to rest
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Happy 90th - Abram! by Herbert Nehrlich
It's a day we shall sing and be merry.
take a seat on the afternoon ferry.
Now Victoria bound
through a maritime sound.
There he is, with a small glass of Sherry.
Happy Birthday I say to the chief,
number 90 is just one more leaf
in the book that you wrote;
well you DO have my vote,
that I SHALL keep this limerick brief.
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Little Old Fling by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a Condoleeza,
she required no visitor's visa.
When she went to Beijing
for a little old fling,
but was told off by Chinaman Geezer.
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