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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 36
Young man of Botswana by Joe Pamanian
There was a young man of Botswana
Who purchased an upright piana.
In his efforts to please
He would thump on the keys
While he swung from a well-placed liana.
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Billy The Kid by Herbert Nehrlich
A lady of means from Madrid
caught the clap on the toilet lid,
though the chances are small
to catch something at all
'twas the mansion of Billy The Kid.
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Dinosaur Named Fred by Rebecca Read
There once was a dinosaur named Fred
Who liked to eat nothing but bread.
But it had not been invented
So he grew thin and dented
And soon he was lying there dead.
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Thirteen Eyes by Jane Delahunty
There was once an Eng-a-lish teacher
Who had multiples of one feature
She had thirteen eyes,
A nose between her thighs
She was quite a curious creature
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