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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 100
The Morn Song by Markelov Vladimir
Early morn he had sang a sad song.
Under balcony cats’d gathered all.
Upon Bird’s Serenade:
“…In wet groove it has laid…”
Then, he called all stray dogs by the phone.
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Astronaut by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a grumpy old Kraut,
he was blond and blue-eyed and quite stout.
And he proved a quick learner
and his first name was Wernher
he was almost an astronaut.
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Happy Birthday to me: a Limerick by Jim Milks
Happy Birthday to me
come and sing with glee
for I am an old man now
with white hair and a wrinkled old brow
looks like it is the ice flows for me
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Hitler'S Right Man by Herbert Nehrlich
And in Spandau there's Rudolph Hess,
playing checkers and saying 'God Bless',
he was Hitler's right man
and he carrried the can
room and board was ten million, no less.
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