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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 218
Outlet Safety by Pezman
Once a guy put his finger in a socket,
he got shocked and flew round like a rocket.
He burnt off all his hair,
was taken to intensive care,
now he keeps his hands in his pocket.
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Cooling Off by Adam Caldwell
The weather's cool, I can focus on school
But my heart still burns for thee, at degrees Fahrenheit,453
These nights are more comfortable, but they would be more enjoyable
Spending them next to you.
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Don't book me for tea by Joe Pamanian
A lady of Donaghadee
Climbed a mountain and slipped on some scree.
With her very last breath
As she fell to her death
She shouted 'Don't book me for tea!'
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Not a Formal Limerick by Nimal Dunuhinga
Accidentally on the run with a desperate queen
We visited a ruined shrine
Where a Goddess of forbidden love
Who lives there in a knee deep pond?
After the knelt; it's like a death knell
We heard and she whispered a rhapsody.
'The heroine must stay outside tonight
It's an order by the caretaker.
The hero should stay inside and it's a must.
Sorry my dear prince
Those are not roses a comfortable bed of venomous snakes'.
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