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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 9
Washington D.C. by Gary R. Lundquist
We vote in smart people, you see.
Then we send them by planes to DC.
Where They're met by big money,
Handshakes and smiles sunny.
No more will there voting be free.
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Sixty-Nine by Herbert Nehrlich
After drinking a bottle of wine
while conversing with Englebert Klein,
Miss Fellaziobelle slurred
a most out of place word
and it sounded like sixty-nine.
Mister Klein, an accountant by trade,
was a nerd who had never been laid.
Said, my dear let us stop
I will never talk shop
and we're switching to lemonade.
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Balloon Squeak by Sylvia Plath
Brother is making
His balloon squeak like a cat.
Seeming to see
A funny pink world he might eat on the other side of it,
He bites,
Then sits
Back, fat jug
Contemplating a world clear as water.
A red
Shred in his little fist.
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Scot by Eve Clements
There once was a Scot called McMorran,
Who kept some split peas in his sporran.
With his bagpipes at ease,
He would blow the split peas
At anything kiltless or foreign.
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