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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 186
The Rich Man by Jim Milks
See the man in the fancy car
he thought his money would take him quite far
although he was rich
his wife was a real bitch
and now he gets his loving from afar
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A native of far Anatolia by Joe Pamanian
A native of far Anatolia
Was afflicted by deep melancholia.
When playing at cricket
He'd shout down the wicket
'I'll cry if you don't let me bolia.'
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No Limerick? by Herbert Nehrlich
A poem presenting with rhyme
and which follows a rhythm in time
need not be what we call
a true Limerick at all
like a lemon, the cousin of lime.
Yet a limerick a lemon can be,
you could use a small slice for your tea.
Do not use it in fudge
and respect that the judge
is the man with no writing degree.
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Reality by Jim Milks
There was a poor young man digging a ditch
and though he will never be rich
his happiness was assured
by a young lady he adored
because she will never do better then that son-of-a-bitch
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