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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 152
Essential Oils by Baritone Bear
A Sri Lankan gent called Sanat,
With oils was exceedingly smart.
With Melissa and Pine,
He would make you feel fine.
With Hyssop and Thyme, cure a fart.
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In a Museum by Thomas Hardy
Here's the mould of a musical bird long passed from light,
Which over the earth before man came was winging;
There's a contralto voice I heard last night,
That lodges with me still in its sweet singing.
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In A Wook by Thomas Hardy
Touches from ash, O wych,
Sting you like scorn!
You, too, brave hollies, twitch
Sidelong from thorn.
Even the rank poplars bear
Illy a rival's air,
Cankering in black despair
If overborne.
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Dinner by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a Peter named Paul.
They were seen hanging out in the Mall.
They had dinner for one
on a hamburger bun.
Peter burped but it really was Paul
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