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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 158
In The Vaulted Way by Thomas Hardy
In the vaulted way, where the passage turned
To the shadowy corner that none could see,
You paused for our parting, - plaintively:
Though overnight had come words that burned
My fond frail happiness out of me.
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Young Lady Limerick by Robert M Wilson
There was a young lady named Kitty
Whose limerick came out so pretty
All the gents dressed in green
Were unusually keen
To admire her outstanding ditty
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How I Hate Helplines by Richard Miles
I think I am showing restraint
With the helpline I told my complaint,
For they view, with compunction,
Every software malfunction
As pieces of cake, which they ain’t.
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Old Person of Nice by Edward Lear
There was an old person of Nice,
Whose associates were usually Geese.
They walked out together, in all sorts of weather.
That affable person of Nice!
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