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Unfortunately by Paul H Tubb
A lady called Deidre Dunne
Really wanted to be a nun.
But unfortunately
Due to her allergy
To the habit, she was unable to be one.
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How awkward when playing with glue by Constance Levy
How awkward when playing with glue
To suddenly find out that you
Have stuck nice and tight
Your left hand to your right
In a permanent how-do-you-do!
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Old Lady of Chertsey by Edward Lear
There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.
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Find Some Shade by Herbert Nehrlich
While sitting on a hollow log
I noticed a small, handsome frog,
he came to me, quite unafraid
and said 'we need to find some shade.'
I was as you'd imagine shocked,
he sat there seemingly half-cocked
and smiled with bulging eyes his smile.
And so we sat there for a while.
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