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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 121
A Mystic's Path by Ray Lucero
Born a Seer, yet goes unseen
Walks amongst, yet walks alone
Serves, yet goes unserved
Knows what others’ remember not
Heals his fellows though spurned
Loves, though hated
His fate, scourging, death, martyrdom
His reward...Angels bow before Him
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Rhymes… by Adam Wilson
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These rhymes make no sense
But sound good they do
Worn out cliché
Guess some like it this way
If the words fit the puzzle
I will put on my muzzle
But
Unless you think like a limerick
Say what you want to speak
Not what you want me to read
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A Place To Sleep by Scot Warren
I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space,
I’ll suffocate and soon be dead.
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Young Lady of Portugal by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical:
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal.
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