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Nursery Rhyme: They Didn't Think
Once a trap was baited With a piece of cheese; It tickled so a little mouse, It almost made him sneeze.
An old rat said, 'There's a danger, Be careful where you go! 'Nonsense!' said the other, 'I don't think you know!'
So he walked in boldly Nobody in sight, First he took a nibble, Then he took a bite.
Close the trap together Snapped as quick as wink, Catching mousey fast there, 'Cause he didn't think.
Once there was a robin, Lived outside the door, Who wanted to go inside And hop upon the floor.
'No, no,' said the mother, 'You must stay with me; Little birds are safest Sitting in a tree.'
'I don't care,' said Robin, And gave his tail a fling, 'I don't think the old folks Know quite everything.'
Down he flew, and kitty seized him Before he'd time to blink; 'Oh,' he cried, 'I'm sorry, But I just didn't think.
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