Funny british nursery rhymes The Fortunes of war

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A selection of funny Nursery Rhymes from our vast collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

Nursery Rhyme: The Fortunes of war

The fortunes of war I tell you plain
Are a wooden leg, or a golden chain.

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