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Nursery Rhyme: The Smoothing Iron
Twas on the Monday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Washing her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Tuesday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Shaking her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Wednesday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Drying her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Thursday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Airing her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Friday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Ironing her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Saturday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Folding her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
'Twas on the Sunday morning, When I beheld my darling. She looked so neat and charming, In every high degree. She looked so neat and mini-Oh Wearing her linen-Oh! Dashing away with a smoothing iron, She stole my hear away.
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