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Nursery Rhyme: Ma Da's the lord mayor of London
Ma da's the lord mayor of London,
He cleans the lavies at night,
And when he comes home in the morning,
His boots are all covered in sh***
(Chorus)
Shine up your buttons wi brassal,
Its only tuppins a tin,
You get it fae wollies for nothin,
Provided theres nobody in.
Some say he died of a fever,
Some say he died of a fright,
But only me and ma ma know,
That he died in the need of a sh***
(chorus)
Shine up your buttons wi brassal,
Its only tuppins a tin,
You get it fae wollies for nothin,
Provided theres nobody in.
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