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A selection of funny Nursery Rhymes from our vast collection of 100000 children's poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

Nursery Rhyme: There Were Three Sisters


There were three sisters fair and bright,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
And they three loved one valiant knight.
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

The eldest sister let him in,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
And barred the door with a silver pin,
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

The second sister made his bed,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
And placed soft pillows under his head,
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

The youngest sister, fair and bright,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
Was resolved for to wed with this valiant knight,
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

‘And if you can answer questions three,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
O then, fair maid, I will marry with thee,
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

‘What is louder than a horn,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
And what is sharper than a thorn?
As the dew flies over the mulberry tree.

‘Thunder is louder than an horn,
Jennifer gentle and rosemary,
And h

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