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Nursery Rhyme: Overheard in the Corn-Field
Said young Mr Pumpkin,
To old Mr Squash,
' Do you think Mr. Corn over-hears
What we say when we talk
Of his self-conscious stalk,
And his moving Miss Melon to tears?'
'I cannot decide,'
Mr Squash then replied,
'But I've had my suspicions for years;
Because he's so tall
He can lean over all;
Then look at the size of his ears.'
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